thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

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bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

78,424 notes

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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butraura:

wow I really wanted to kiss and ride my way out of there

butraura:

wow I really wanted to kiss and ride my way out of there

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pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

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valiantparadox:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

what do you mean presumed

valiantparadox:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

what do you mean presumed

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nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

everyone who reacts negatively to this video is a little bitch

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c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

(Source: laharl-sama)

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punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

17,437 notes

urghpeople:

Guys this is it  This is the first selfie I’ve uploaded here

this is my friend Yogisha you should follow her she’s great

urghpeople:

Guys this is it
This is the first selfie I’ve uploaded here

this is my friend Yogisha you should follow her she’s great

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sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

(Source: charlesoberonn)

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hannibalhamlin:

The only book I will ever need

hannibalhamlin:

The only book I will ever need

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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)

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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle)

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